The time is 12:14 am on Wednesday morning, it is 72 degrees and I just woke up from a brief slumber in my office chair. You may be asking yourself, how does that happen. If so then buckle up because I am about to take you on a magical journey. The scene is set in present day Merrick County where a charming, but portly newspaper publisher fights a beast known affectionately as the Merrick County…