Owner of a successful barbershop and a collection of adult responsibilities he mostly ignores, Sean is a ruggedly decent-looking bachelor clinging to the last threads of his 30s. He is technically an adult male, looking for love from an adult human woman.

His hobbies include disappointing his dog Jake, saying things that get him kicked off dating apps, and offering emotional support in the form of sarcasm. He currently receives most of his affection from Jake and his significantly better-looking friend, Ryan. It’s not enough.

He can’t build you a future, but he can build a bookshelf using only a YouTube video and sheer delusion. He smells like pomade and poor decisions, and he’s got a laugh that might convince you he’s worth the risk.

Requirements: Must love dogs. Must tolerate emotionally stunted men. Must not expect a 401(k). Must be Mara-ige potential.

Visit his barbershop. Or don’t. He’ll be there either way.

Serious inquiries welcome. But not too serious. Let’s not scare him off.